Posts
They rousted me out of a deep sleep early this morning and told me they were coming to take me away...so I got up and brushed me teeth and slapped some deoderant on the pits. They wouldn't let me eat any breakfast because the machines like to read a clean slate. So I got in a chair and started watching a movie.
I had to wait for more than two hours, because there were six people who were scheduled ahead of my scans.
Although they wouldn't want me to eat some food, I still had some some Rice Krispies and a cold bagel.
You can't beat that to get a good start on the day.
I had them disconnect all the cables they have attached to me and took a shower, washing off a day or two of funk, and that picked things up for me. If you can't be home you can at least be clean. It isn't so bad, I have a single room, and if I want to scratch where I itch I don't have to look around first. But it isn't home, if you know what I mean.
Last night, I had a shot through the gut. I thought they were joking, but eventually I figured out that they weren't. I may have to know how to do this within a few days, which is actually not a good thing to look forward to.
I had a hard time trying to ease my boredom, because first, there was no TV that could be considered good enough for human consumption, and so, I just read some mails. One of these said:
Dear Big Kahuna,
I have worked nights for years putting myself through school. Recently several people here have had problems when they got off work. I heard about your site from one of the secretaries here who showed me a couple of things she got from you. At first I thought she was a little nuts, but then I went to the site anyway.
I did check your products, but I didn't get anything for myself at first. One night, I came across on one of your emails about the Mace Pepper Gun. Something told me that I should purchase one for myself.
The Mace Pepper Gun arrived within a few days. I tested it out, and I usually carried it to wherever I went. I felt more confident than I ever was, and it was a good thing. Just last week, two guys attempted to rob us while we headed for our cars. It was good that my handy Mace Pepper Gun was with me. I hit the hooligans with it, and soon enough, I heard their ear splitting screams because of the pain. They screamed so loud that almost everybody from work worried on what to do with them. I told them that they should go home, and leave the hooligans behind.
And so, we left the two robbers on the street.
"Stay aware, alert, and have a plan."
Truer words were ever spoken.
Jimmy.
Thanks for the letter Jimmy. I guess I'll be sending you a Big Kahuna T-shirt soon.
I had to wait for more than two hours, because there were six people who were scheduled ahead of my scans.
Although they wouldn't want me to eat some food, I still had some some Rice Krispies and a cold bagel.
You can't beat that to get a good start on the day.
I had them disconnect all the cables they have attached to me and took a shower, washing off a day or two of funk, and that picked things up for me. If you can't be home you can at least be clean. It isn't so bad, I have a single room, and if I want to scratch where I itch I don't have to look around first. But it isn't home, if you know what I mean.
Last night, I had a shot through the gut. I thought they were joking, but eventually I figured out that they weren't. I may have to know how to do this within a few days, which is actually not a good thing to look forward to.
I had a hard time trying to ease my boredom, because first, there was no TV that could be considered good enough for human consumption, and so, I just read some mails. One of these said:
Dear Big Kahuna,
I have worked nights for years putting myself through school. Recently several people here have had problems when they got off work. I heard about your site from one of the secretaries here who showed me a couple of things she got from you. At first I thought she was a little nuts, but then I went to the site anyway.
I did check your products, but I didn't get anything for myself at first. One night, I came across on one of your emails about the Mace Pepper Gun. Something told me that I should purchase one for myself.
The Mace Pepper Gun arrived within a few days. I tested it out, and I usually carried it to wherever I went. I felt more confident than I ever was, and it was a good thing. Just last week, two guys attempted to rob us while we headed for our cars. It was good that my handy Mace Pepper Gun was with me. I hit the hooligans with it, and soon enough, I heard their ear splitting screams because of the pain. They screamed so loud that almost everybody from work worried on what to do with them. I told them that they should go home, and leave the hooligans behind.
And so, we left the two robbers on the street.
"Stay aware, alert, and have a plan."
Truer words were ever spoken.
Jimmy.
Thanks for the letter Jimmy. I guess I'll be sending you a Big Kahuna T-shirt soon.
No comments:
Post a Comment