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Before I get to how to buy pepper spray, I gotta tell you I'm feeling like there's something bubbling beneath the surface this morning that needs to get out. It's kind of like a volcanic heat, or a white phosphorous grenade, for those of you familiar with ordnance.
Yesterday on the telly the story was AIG. Outrage! More outrage!
Yeah, the CEO Ed Liddy has a tin ear, but that's not what I want to talk about here. And I'm not saying AIG executives, who ran the company into the toilet deserve a dime, because they don't.
The real story you should pay attention to, is the goofballs who were basking in the well of the House and Senate, taunting AIG executives with confiscatory taxes if the money isn't returned. The brigade was led by our wonderful friend Chuck Schumer, the senior Senator from New York.
Ole Chucko bristled while his ally John Kerry stared and probably wondered when he could get a bathroom break to rid himself of the previous night's filet de boofe.
But here's a little known fact you might want to know about. The candidates who received the most money from AIG are:
1. Christopher Dodd - shocking right? Ha. Wherever you see, or don't see, corruption, Chris Dodd just happens to be there...watching the building collapse. But he'll set everything right for sure.
2. Chuck (U Farley) Schumer - Now this is interesteing. The guy leading the cavalry against AIG got himself the second largest pile of campaign contributions.
3. President B.O. - That's right ladies and gentlemen...El Jefe squeezed in third in the campaign dough sweepstakes...followed of course by...
4. John (The Reformer) McCain - who was followed by...
5. John (Boy) Kerry
6. Joe Lieberman
7. Joe (Huh?) Biden
Sure...there were a smattering of Republicans who took money too...but 85% of those who took AIG money were in the Dumbo Party. (Hey, it's a lot easier to collect those big bundles.)
Their money should be taken away.
They should be fined an amount equal to what they took, and then some.
Kick them right out of their offices too.
They should be forced to clean bathrooms at Penn Station in New York for the rest of their miserable hypocritical lives. (Or live with Nancy Pelosi.)
So...you want to buy pepper spray.
Let's say you want it to protect your family, yourself, or even your stupid liberal nephew from Connecticut. Or New York, or Massachusetts.
There are a few things to keep in mind.
1. Your surroundings.
2. Where your are located.
3. The distance involved.
4. What kind of heat you're looking for.
You should be asking yourself:
Am I going to be inside or outside? Is there wind? Is it raining? If I'm inside and use pepper spray what do I do next? When do I strike? Do I hit multiple times? How strong should my pepper spray be?
Personally, like Tim the Toolman Taylor, I like more power. So I always go for Wildfire. It can burn the balls off a bear in seconds, believe me I know. Now sometimes you might prefer the Mace Pepper Gun, which has a good range of twenty-five feet. It won't burn like the tenth level of hell, but sometimes you only need Level 1 or 2. And believe me, the mook won't know the difference.
All pepper spray works as a deterrent, and a very good one. My personal feeling is that some deterrents are better than others, and they leave some quality psychological scarring on a mook. Wildfire leaves a permanent dent on a mook's psyche, and he will forever associate whatever his hustle was with severe pain.
The Mace Pepper Gun can take a mook out without you getting close.
But the thing is, to be effective, you must buy pepper spray, some kind, some type, and carry it with you. It sure as hell isn't going to be effective sitting in my warehouse. (I pity the fool...)
You have to buy pepper spray and keep it around to get the benefit.
And dream of the day you get attacked by a dirty, unshaved mook who looks like Chris Dodd...(spray spray...Oh is that you Senator...spray spray...I know it hurts...spray spray...what did you say there...spray spray...did you ever give back that AIG money?)
Try it, thinking about that scenario is more fun than you'd imagine.
Well, it helps me anyway.
Yesterday on the telly the story was AIG. Outrage! More outrage!
Yeah, the CEO Ed Liddy has a tin ear, but that's not what I want to talk about here. And I'm not saying AIG executives, who ran the company into the toilet deserve a dime, because they don't.
The real story you should pay attention to, is the goofballs who were basking in the well of the House and Senate, taunting AIG executives with confiscatory taxes if the money isn't returned. The brigade was led by our wonderful friend Chuck Schumer, the senior Senator from New York.
Ole Chucko bristled while his ally John Kerry stared and probably wondered when he could get a bathroom break to rid himself of the previous night's filet de boofe.
But here's a little known fact you might want to know about. The candidates who received the most money from AIG are:
1. Christopher Dodd - shocking right? Ha. Wherever you see, or don't see, corruption, Chris Dodd just happens to be there...watching the building collapse. But he'll set everything right for sure.
2. Chuck (U Farley) Schumer - Now this is interesteing. The guy leading the cavalry against AIG got himself the second largest pile of campaign contributions.
3. President B.O. - That's right ladies and gentlemen...El Jefe squeezed in third in the campaign dough sweepstakes...followed of course by...
4. John (The Reformer) McCain - who was followed by...
5. John (Boy) Kerry
6. Joe Lieberman
7. Joe (Huh?) Biden
Sure...there were a smattering of Republicans who took money too...but 85% of those who took AIG money were in the Dumbo Party. (Hey, it's a lot easier to collect those big bundles.)
Their money should be taken away.
They should be fined an amount equal to what they took, and then some.
Kick them right out of their offices too.
They should be forced to clean bathrooms at Penn Station in New York for the rest of their miserable hypocritical lives. (Or live with Nancy Pelosi.)
So...you want to buy pepper spray.
Let's say you want it to protect your family, yourself, or even your stupid liberal nephew from Connecticut. Or New York, or Massachusetts.
There are a few things to keep in mind.
1. Your surroundings.
2. Where your are located.
3. The distance involved.
4. What kind of heat you're looking for.
You should be asking yourself:
Am I going to be inside or outside? Is there wind? Is it raining? If I'm inside and use pepper spray what do I do next? When do I strike? Do I hit multiple times? How strong should my pepper spray be?
Personally, like Tim the Toolman Taylor, I like more power. So I always go for Wildfire. It can burn the balls off a bear in seconds, believe me I know. Now sometimes you might prefer the Mace Pepper Gun, which has a good range of twenty-five feet. It won't burn like the tenth level of hell, but sometimes you only need Level 1 or 2. And believe me, the mook won't know the difference.
All pepper spray works as a deterrent, and a very good one. My personal feeling is that some deterrents are better than others, and they leave some quality psychological scarring on a mook. Wildfire leaves a permanent dent on a mook's psyche, and he will forever associate whatever his hustle was with severe pain.
The Mace Pepper Gun can take a mook out without you getting close.
But the thing is, to be effective, you must buy pepper spray, some kind, some type, and carry it with you. It sure as hell isn't going to be effective sitting in my warehouse. (I pity the fool...)
You have to buy pepper spray and keep it around to get the benefit.
And dream of the day you get attacked by a dirty, unshaved mook who looks like Chris Dodd...(spray spray...Oh is that you Senator...spray spray...I know it hurts...spray spray...what did you say there...spray spray...did you ever give back that AIG money?)
Try it, thinking about that scenario is more fun than you'd imagine.
Well, it helps me anyway.
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If you're fed up with government splurging and corruption, then buy pepper spray to protect of your family.
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