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The Birthday Bash last Tuesday night for Big Kahuna was rather a festivity. Food preparations were scrumptious, superb liquors and drinks were plentiful, and the stories should have been filmed. It all began when I went for a small dinner at my favorite steak house with the old lady. And as it turns out there were only a couple of dozen of friends invited by my stealthy lady to my fifty fifth.
A couple of folks were out cold after the toasts. I can't remember how many there were, but I think the food started coming just in time or there would have been more casualties.
The party went on with dancing, shrill laughter, more toasts, storytelling, then I woke up in my reclining chair in the office about noon the next day. Ah, that hangover gave me a feeling of not wanting to go to another party for five years.
I took a cold shower after a sauna, prepared some food and took a nap after feeding. I woke up feeling good at about 3AM. Made myself a sandwich and iced tea and watched the idiot box and fell asleep again.
I woke this morning with a crystal clear mind. All senses and nerves are well functioning.
While I was in my muzzy state, the mooks in our area were out on a roll keeping themselves busy. Same as the policemen, out in the street busy chasing the mooks and they even shot a few of them in Maryland, DC, and Virginia. In the past few weeks, they have really raised the stakes, and it's not really good when authorities start pulling their weapons.
There were several crimes happening around and most of them were car jackings. And they don't just car jack any cars but high end cars like Mercedes, Lexus, Caddyshack or BMW. If you are driving any of these, there's a high probability you will be the next target. But if you'll carry some of the self defense product like some pepper spray, you will surely give Mr. Mook a nice surprise present. You'll then witness the incredible stunt of Mr. Mook rolling around on the pavement while hiding the pain in his face after you have hit him with your pepper spray. You gave him a present, and you keep your car.
There wouldn't be any need for the good officer to pull his gun and fire at your ride, causing all sorts of cleanup problems. Better to drop the mook before he gets in and leaves his mook stench in the car. Not to mention bits and pieces of himself and his fluids.
I'm not saying you shouldn't have a nice crate. I have a couple myself, but they come fully loaded, "iffen you know what I'm saying Vern".
I make sure to have all kinds of fun items to use against mooks.
Can you carry too much pepper spray?
I don't think so.
A couple of folks were out cold after the toasts. I can't remember how many there were, but I think the food started coming just in time or there would have been more casualties.
The party went on with dancing, shrill laughter, more toasts, storytelling, then I woke up in my reclining chair in the office about noon the next day. Ah, that hangover gave me a feeling of not wanting to go to another party for five years.
I took a cold shower after a sauna, prepared some food and took a nap after feeding. I woke up feeling good at about 3AM. Made myself a sandwich and iced tea and watched the idiot box and fell asleep again.
I woke this morning with a crystal clear mind. All senses and nerves are well functioning.
While I was in my muzzy state, the mooks in our area were out on a roll keeping themselves busy. Same as the policemen, out in the street busy chasing the mooks and they even shot a few of them in Maryland, DC, and Virginia. In the past few weeks, they have really raised the stakes, and it's not really good when authorities start pulling their weapons.
There were several crimes happening around and most of them were car jackings. And they don't just car jack any cars but high end cars like Mercedes, Lexus, Caddyshack or BMW. If you are driving any of these, there's a high probability you will be the next target. But if you'll carry some of the self defense product like some pepper spray, you will surely give Mr. Mook a nice surprise present. You'll then witness the incredible stunt of Mr. Mook rolling around on the pavement while hiding the pain in his face after you have hit him with your pepper spray. You gave him a present, and you keep your car.
There wouldn't be any need for the good officer to pull his gun and fire at your ride, causing all sorts of cleanup problems. Better to drop the mook before he gets in and leaves his mook stench in the car. Not to mention bits and pieces of himself and his fluids.
I'm not saying you shouldn't have a nice crate. I have a couple myself, but they come fully loaded, "iffen you know what I'm saying Vern".
I make sure to have all kinds of fun items to use against mooks.
Can you carry too much pepper spray?
I don't think so.
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