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Yesterday I needed to use the facilities at Penn Station in New York. I try and avoid this joint, but sometimes nature rules. Luckily for me it wasn't very busy, and I got in and out fairly quickly, with no muss or fuss.
Imagine my surprise when I open my mail, and there's an email about an encounter in a men's room in Miami. No, Senator Craig wasnt writing in to tell me that he takes a wide stance.
I admit that I could never could figure out the wide stance thing. What I got clearly today was the possible ways on how a mook's brain works.
I guess there have been many reports regarding assaults in men's rooms. I have heard many of these stories before, and it seems that, history repeats itself. Anyone could be vulnerable to any attack, especially when sensitive parts of the body have been badly hit. Men especially.
Our hero had his thinking cap on when he went to use the head. As he walked in he saw three young guys hanging out, and had a gut feeling they were up to no good. So he walked over to the stall, faked an unzipping, and made a bunch of ooh and aah sounds.
In an instant, two of the guys moved towards him, while the other was stationed near a door. By the time the hero became aware of this, he waited for the perfect moment, then turned around and stepped on the foot of the first mook, and gave him an electric shock. The mook was knocked down. It was about time to go for the second mook. It didn't take long up until our hero brought down the second one. Two mooks down and there was still one more left.
The third mook soon noticed his two other companions unconsciously lying down. He just saw what our hero did - the finishing touches. Our hero still got a chance to clock these bad guys at least twice, and he got away.
The amazing gadget that had beaten the two mooks was a stun gun that could give out 900,000 volts of electric shock - brilliantly packed and reduced to a size as small as the cigarette pack. And it's great for going after mooks in the bathroom.
Imagine my surprise when I open my mail, and there's an email about an encounter in a men's room in Miami. No, Senator Craig wasnt writing in to tell me that he takes a wide stance.
I admit that I could never could figure out the wide stance thing. What I got clearly today was the possible ways on how a mook's brain works.
I guess there have been many reports regarding assaults in men's rooms. I have heard many of these stories before, and it seems that, history repeats itself. Anyone could be vulnerable to any attack, especially when sensitive parts of the body have been badly hit. Men especially.
Our hero had his thinking cap on when he went to use the head. As he walked in he saw three young guys hanging out, and had a gut feeling they were up to no good. So he walked over to the stall, faked an unzipping, and made a bunch of ooh and aah sounds.
In an instant, two of the guys moved towards him, while the other was stationed near a door. By the time the hero became aware of this, he waited for the perfect moment, then turned around and stepped on the foot of the first mook, and gave him an electric shock. The mook was knocked down. It was about time to go for the second mook. It didn't take long up until our hero brought down the second one. Two mooks down and there was still one more left.
The third mook soon noticed his two other companions unconsciously lying down. He just saw what our hero did - the finishing touches. Our hero still got a chance to clock these bad guys at least twice, and he got away.
The amazing gadget that had beaten the two mooks was a stun gun that could give out 900,000 volts of electric shock - brilliantly packed and reduced to a size as small as the cigarette pack. And it's great for going after mooks in the bathroom.
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Unless you want to get robbed in the men's room, buy pepper spray this instant. Tell them the Big Kahuna sent you.
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