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I guess it's about the second half of the Redskins against the Eagles. Amidst the fact that I'm in a city that is filled with brotherly love, I never developed any special kind of consideration for the sports teams there, especially not the Eagles.
The Skins don't look like they are doing their very best yet, but their advantage over the other team is just enough to assure Redskin fans a victory.
Let me share a message in the mail I just received. It was from a certain camper residing in Texas. Her name is Nancy. She shared in her email that she's glad that she had tooled up with personal protection devices. In case you may want to know, Nancy is a young veteran real estate salesperson.
Nancy is doing very well with her career. She hasn't got any debt, and she can afford to buy nice things for herself, including a gorgeous Mercedes sport model, which could have cost a hundred thousand dollars.
Last week Nancy came out of a top Houston restaurant, and walked to her car, about a block away. Just as she was getting in, a mook grabbed the door, and ordered her out of the car. She got out of the car, and the mook jumped into the seat.
It was a bad day for the mook, since Nancy had her Hot Shot Stun Gun with her. She stunned him by simply giving him voltage through his neck. The mook's head hit the roof of the car, and he even shook for a while. Nancy just yanked him out of the car by grabbing his hair.
The mook was still conscious and even attempted to prevent her from going inside the car. Nancy gave him another dose of voltage. He landed face down on the sidewalk. He was still conscious by then, since he moaned quite a lot. It was Nancy's chance to call for 911, and she eventually did. The police soon came in and got hold of the mook.
The mook became hysterical when the police arrived, exclaiming to keep him away from the crazy bitch.
It was Nancy's turn. She had gotten the attention of the police, and they congratulated her for her good job. They even had time to compare their stun guns. It appeared that they had the same model.
Nancy also purchased the new Mace Pepper Gun a couple of weeks ago, and figured out a very unique way of carrying it undetected.
For all the mooks out there, don't miss with a Texas girl, or you just might get a whole lot more than what you had bargained for.
The Skins don't look like they are doing their very best yet, but their advantage over the other team is just enough to assure Redskin fans a victory.
Let me share a message in the mail I just received. It was from a certain camper residing in Texas. Her name is Nancy. She shared in her email that she's glad that she had tooled up with personal protection devices. In case you may want to know, Nancy is a young veteran real estate salesperson.
Nancy is doing very well with her career. She hasn't got any debt, and she can afford to buy nice things for herself, including a gorgeous Mercedes sport model, which could have cost a hundred thousand dollars.
Last week Nancy came out of a top Houston restaurant, and walked to her car, about a block away. Just as she was getting in, a mook grabbed the door, and ordered her out of the car. She got out of the car, and the mook jumped into the seat.
It was a bad day for the mook, since Nancy had her Hot Shot Stun Gun with her. She stunned him by simply giving him voltage through his neck. The mook's head hit the roof of the car, and he even shook for a while. Nancy just yanked him out of the car by grabbing his hair.
The mook was still conscious and even attempted to prevent her from going inside the car. Nancy gave him another dose of voltage. He landed face down on the sidewalk. He was still conscious by then, since he moaned quite a lot. It was Nancy's chance to call for 911, and she eventually did. The police soon came in and got hold of the mook.
The mook became hysterical when the police arrived, exclaiming to keep him away from the crazy bitch.
It was Nancy's turn. She had gotten the attention of the police, and they congratulated her for her good job. They even had time to compare their stun guns. It appeared that they had the same model.
Nancy also purchased the new Mace Pepper Gun a couple of weeks ago, and figured out a very unique way of carrying it undetected.
For all the mooks out there, don't miss with a Texas girl, or you just might get a whole lot more than what you had bargained for.
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If you don't want mooks harassing you, make sure to buy pepper spray. That's what Big Kahuna sometimes says.
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