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The Big Kahuna's trip to grandma's house yesterday was partly a good one, and partly a bad one. It was when he was happily driving along the long road when his internal organs backfired. He pulled over, made a few howls, and eventually made it to the nearest hospital. Good thing for him, he got a dose of morphine he needed.
So now he's been in the place for over 24 hours, and nobody can give him a straight answer as to what the problem is. It could be a blood clot. It could be a kidney infection.
It was quite disappointing when the cardiologists couldn't even tell me what's wrong, or what could have caused the excruciating pain while I was driving happily. All they could do was to give me a bunch of scary theories. The detail that made sense during that time was that the pain didn't come from my heart. Although the heart is processing faster than usual, it was just a reaction to the pain I experienced from the right side of my body. I noticed that these cardiologists were just more than ready to conduct any gore operation when a certain circumstance signals them to.
So you can imagine how crushed they were when I asked for a gastro-enterologist. They almost acted as if they had never heard of such a thing. It's a bit like asking for the doctor from another planet. But were talking about gall bladder, liver, kidneys, and all sorts of other plumbing that ain't got jack to do with the heart.
I'm not looking down on cardiologists. In fact, my life was even saved when I suffered an acute heart attack a few months ago. Thanks to them, it took me only a few days to recover.
However, it would be necessary to know how to speak up, even in a place like the hospital.
It's also necessary for any other place, even in the street. If you are emanating a strong sense of confidence, nobody will simply come up right in front of you, and give you problems you may never want to deal with. On the other hand, if you're the kind of person who emanates the weak aura, then you'll be a good target for any mook.
If you carry the best tools around, then you'll have to worry less walking down the street. I guess you'd just be more confident than what you used to be. The Big Kahuna 3 are The Runt, The Wildfire Pepper Spray, and most importantly, the Telescopic Steel Baton.
If you're a right-handed person, The Runt would be best situated on your right hip, and the wildfire in your left jacket pouch. The Telescopic Steel Baton would also be helpful if it is placed in your back pocket.
The Mace Pepper Gun would be best situated wherein the dominant hand could easily reach. The ladies could use this. The Runt and the Hot Shot Stun Gun would also be a good backup when placed on the hip, and not in the purse or the bag. The Wildfire could also serve as another backup when all else fails.
I could recall that there were a bunch of mooks standing by the doorway. They seemed to be eyeing me, like I was going to some other place. If they could have known the things that I have in store for people like them in my closet.
I have the gadgets they may need for a variety of electro experiences they would never ever forget.
So now he's been in the place for over 24 hours, and nobody can give him a straight answer as to what the problem is. It could be a blood clot. It could be a kidney infection.
It was quite disappointing when the cardiologists couldn't even tell me what's wrong, or what could have caused the excruciating pain while I was driving happily. All they could do was to give me a bunch of scary theories. The detail that made sense during that time was that the pain didn't come from my heart. Although the heart is processing faster than usual, it was just a reaction to the pain I experienced from the right side of my body. I noticed that these cardiologists were just more than ready to conduct any gore operation when a certain circumstance signals them to.
So you can imagine how crushed they were when I asked for a gastro-enterologist. They almost acted as if they had never heard of such a thing. It's a bit like asking for the doctor from another planet. But were talking about gall bladder, liver, kidneys, and all sorts of other plumbing that ain't got jack to do with the heart.
I'm not looking down on cardiologists. In fact, my life was even saved when I suffered an acute heart attack a few months ago. Thanks to them, it took me only a few days to recover.
However, it would be necessary to know how to speak up, even in a place like the hospital.
It's also necessary for any other place, even in the street. If you are emanating a strong sense of confidence, nobody will simply come up right in front of you, and give you problems you may never want to deal with. On the other hand, if you're the kind of person who emanates the weak aura, then you'll be a good target for any mook.
If you carry the best tools around, then you'll have to worry less walking down the street. I guess you'd just be more confident than what you used to be. The Big Kahuna 3 are The Runt, The Wildfire Pepper Spray, and most importantly, the Telescopic Steel Baton.
If you're a right-handed person, The Runt would be best situated on your right hip, and the wildfire in your left jacket pouch. The Telescopic Steel Baton would also be helpful if it is placed in your back pocket.
The Mace Pepper Gun would be best situated wherein the dominant hand could easily reach. The ladies could use this. The Runt and the Hot Shot Stun Gun would also be a good backup when placed on the hip, and not in the purse or the bag. The Wildfire could also serve as another backup when all else fails.
I could recall that there were a bunch of mooks standing by the doorway. They seemed to be eyeing me, like I was going to some other place. If they could have known the things that I have in store for people like them in my closet.
I have the gadgets they may need for a variety of electro experiences they would never ever forget.
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