Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Fat Al Gore Loses More Ground

By Nui Big Kahuna

One of Fat Al's biggest supporters sued her Manhattan cooperative because they aren't digging her plan to expand her modest 6000 square foot apartment to 12,000 square feet by buying the unit next door. Now the Material Girl's modenn NY pad is about three times the size of my modest pad and contains a gym and a hair salon. She didn't give any word on what she would put in the newly acquired space, but we know it won't be a library.

Unless of course it's full of her own literary masterpieces. And a coffee table book or two.

She might need the space for special activities or things like Kaballah water and red strings, the things that a credible spiritualist can't live without these days. Obviously, she won't be wasting the big space with a wide big screen television as she doesn't allow her kids watch TV as she believes that television retards the brain development. It can't either be a corner for a Christmas tree since she and her husband stopped celebrating Christmas together. As a result, the Holiday has rather become imbued with much more meaning.

Probably she's not aware what a half a billion dollars can do, aside from shopping of course. Money like that can make your daily normal day a Christmas every day.

Maybe if she gave up shopping every day we could believe there was something inside that empty head.

By the way, the Trumpster has a penthouse for sale that shouldn't need all those renovations. The price: $34 million. And I hear the security is excellent.

Just so you know, it doesn't matter how big or small your home is, security should always be your top priority.

One of the best things to do is get cameras installed so you always know what's going on when you're gone.

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