Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Guy Gets Stalked By His Ex

By Nui Big Kahuna

When you say stalking, its usually about a man stalking and obssessively following a woman. Base on statistics, it's almost always men. But today, I will share to you a different story since this doesn't normally happen, just like in a restaurant, we'll turn the tables.

Jerry of New Jersey lived with his long time girlfriend across the river from Manhattan in a fancy place. Their last years had been unpleasant and things started to crumble, then in about six months, they broke up and Jerry asked her girlfriend to leave and hit the road. There was a big fight of course, and it took the ex-girlfriend over a month to take all her stuff out.

A month or so after she was gone, Jerry returned home one evening, and something just wasn't kosher. He couldn't put his finger on it, but he felt like someone had been in the place.

In the morning, when he went to his closet, things had been slightly rearranged. Jerry is a former Marine, and like a lot of former military members, including myself, there is a certain order to the way we set things up.

It's just a practice, a habit, it's really comforting in a certain way to know precisely where your things are.

He let it go, and went to work.

Then a couple of days later, Jerry again noticed tenuous changes in his living room, like some of his table lamps were repositioned.

Jerry thought of catching who's doing these things, so he ordered up a Down View Smoke Detector Hidden Camera.

And soon as he received his order, he installed it.

Can you guess who's the mysterious one that messed with his stuff?

The ex was coming in every day. Every day she would search the place from top to bottom. Then she would do a little adjustment.

This treacherous game of the ex-girlfriend had been going on for ten days, and when she started screwing with all the electrical outlets, Jerry got fed up, and so he called the cops and arranged a little surprise for her.

The next morning when she opened his closet, four cops jumped out and arrested her.

Now she'll be staying in one, and it won't be nearly as nice.

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